Imagine a world where country singers wrote diss tracks

Just read something about replacing "I'm sorry" with "thank you". So, instead of saying "sorry I was late", say "thank you for waiting for me". Replacing negativity with positivity and gratitude and breaks the "i'm sorry" cycle. Powerful.

Enjoy the fact you can't take good pictures of stars when they are out. Reminds me that you just have to enjoy shit for yourself sometimes

Just throwing this out there, but it should totally be socially acceptable to go to the movies by yourself

Person: where did you go to school? Me: Miz... Person: OH SO YOU HAD A LITTLE TOO MUCH FUN IN COLLEGE!

Our hero riding into the sunset

Not to be that guy, but I had a dream I won at Fortnite yesterday and I thought it was real. So now I am kinda sad

Time to summon my drinking clan

Only 1 month, three weeks, and two days away from graduating, but hey who's counting.

God has such a beautifully weird way of teaching you life lessons

All I could think about in A Quiet Place is how quick I'd get eaten with how clumsy I am

The amount of free food I get to scavenge at work makes me feel like I am part trash panda

Welcome to the family, shaquem griffin!! #SeahawksDraft #AgainstAllOdds

When you are already thriving on your barcrawl and suddenly you get a venmo from Michael Catalano buying me drinks from states away x.com/kanyewest/stat…

My after giving my friend the killing drink

College Logic: A stranger in the library asking you, another stranger in the library to watch their stuff and protect it from other strangers in the library

I got sentimental during who let the dogs out at B12 so I can concur that graduation is not a happy time