Wakin up at 8 and headin downtown..let's go browns!!!

Always finish your beer, there are sober people in Africa.

The good old fake phone call to get out of an awkward situation #clutch

JOKE OF THE YEAR: Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business.

In awkward situations, we all pretend to text.

Some people need a high five... in the face ... with a chair.

Sometimes I wish I lived in the 70's. Preferably in Eric Foreman's basement.

Wish I had fuckin friends!!! I wanna go back to high school

Watchin dumb and dumber...reminds me of the old days with @J_Lisio23

Spot in painsville on Friday brand new hot tub big house..hmu people!!

@lucch_bangbang I been up since yesterday morning went to work now I'm going back in 2 hours so don't feel bad lol

@lucch_bangbang oh ya and get fucked too

Finally remembered my twitter password

“Retarded Mom: A woman once had sex with 919 men in 1 day.”I bet she's from lake county

Spooning for Girls: A nice, warm and cozy cuddle. For guys: A dead arm, a face full of hair & an awkward boner you can't do anything about

"Trust me, you can dance." - Alcohol

Over time you realize that some people aren't worth it anymore.

“ciara mastrangelo: Marisa is so much cooler than me" 👎👎

“Matt Washington: anthony liotta RT"@__reecexoxo: I'm fucking weak 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 "” I like my halfys though hahaha