#ANONTWT Update #1 Anons, please prepare for December 1st. As we all know, Mariah Carey will be fully defrosted and will probably target Anonville first. It is unlikely you will encounter The Beast, but please keep safe, and lock all your doors and windows.

You’ll doom us all. You monster.

#ANONTWT Update 2 I would like to bring attention to Sanon Clause as well. It’s just a myth, but who knows. Christmastime is a very dangerous time for all anons. Nobody is safe.

Run

#ANONTWT Update 3 She’s loose. God save us all.

#ANONTWT Update 4 WEATHER UPDATE: Following the recent cold front, the local temperature is now somewhat higher than it was previously, and snowfall has halted. Seize this opportunity to enjoy the outdoors!

#ANONTWT Update 5 It’s snowing again!

#ANONTWT Update 6 EMERGENCY WEATHER SERVICE is issuing an alert for all Anonville residents due to a snowstorm. Tonight’s temperatures will reach a low of 15°F, or -9°C. This is FATAL weather. Do NOT, under any circumstance, leave your homes! Be safe, and turn on your heaters.

#ANONTWT Update 7 Good Morning all! Santanon visited last night, so be sure to check under your trees... and have a very Merry Christmas!