Anyone out there studied for/taken the PMP exam? Any advise on supplemental texts other than the PMBOK?

After a particularly insane example of toxic masculinity... Coworker: Are you smiling at him or bearing your teeth to intimidate him? Me: Both.

Do you ever have those days where you look around and think, “Hmm...I wonder when my last tetanus shot was?”

True friendship is being handed a glasses wipe in a meeting where said glasses have already been tossed a few times. #oneofthosedays #endlessmeetings #needmoresolutions

The amount of times I yelled, “Why won’t you let me make you money??” today has GOT to be a record. #butforreal #listentomeandiwillmakeyoumoney

Can it still be referred to as “Paid Time Off” if I have to work over 40 hours by Thursday to get enough done to take Friday off? #tired #pto #salariedproblems

Does anyone else have days where you’re truly impressed that people around you are able to function in day to day life? #whydoyouneedmyhelp #pleaseputpaperINthecopier

“Well, stop putting your fingers in it.” should never be technical service advice...but...here we are. #stopputtingyourfingersinamachine #imnotyourmom #butseriouslystopit

Hey all. When looking for a job...what are the sites you browse? My company has some openings and I want to target places people actually look!

I just had to ask our IT department, “How do I use Microsoft Outlook and still do my job?” -spoiler alert, they had no answer. That’s a crazy question to have to ask...but seriously, I can’t view shared calendars on a mobile device? This year begins with a 2!

I love getting emails using the greeting "Gentlemen" from people who KNOW me, have MET me and REPORT to me. Sigh. #casualsexism #lifeinamaledominatedindustry

A sentence I got to say today: “They will open that boys club or I’ll burn it to the ground with them inside.”

Nothing like finally flopping into bed only to be stabbed by the 4 pens you forgot were still in your hair. #onewasasharpie #owie #therearealotofpensonmynightstand

My flight app just reminded me that I’m going to #USITT tomorrow. I guess I should pack...

Anne helped paved the way for all female technicians. She’s the exception to the rule “don’t meet your heros.” #congrats #annevalentino #usitt2018 #usitt x.com/etcinc/status/…

I *almost* forgot headphones for the flight to #USITT That would have been brutal! Phew!

This happened Monday. Boss: Can you come to the next Board Meeting? Me: Sure, when? Boss: Thursday. Me: THIS THURSDAY? Boss: Are you not available? ...our board mtgs are in another time zone. To the airport!

6 flights. 9 days. If anyone needs me, I’ll be in bed until Monday. #somanytimezones #snoringfordays #surprisetravel

“Build me a sandcastle!” “Waaahhhh! Why are you in my sandbox??” ...can’t have it both ways guys...

I’d be lost without MS Project and Sharpie highlighters.