I know nobody gives a shit but still. 😂

As much as I absolutely love summer, nothing beats the Autumn evenings when you start to snuggle up 🍂

Borrowed Josh’s deodorant this morning because I was rushing and mine was low. Lynx with marmite. What the actual fuck. I now literally smell worse than BO anyway 🤢😵‍💫

Love going to bed so much ❤️❤️❤️

Having a blocked nose has got to be up there with one of the most infuriating things. I can’t breathe from it yet it’s running like a tap. All I can think about it when my nose wasn’t blocked and how easy it was to breathe 😂😭

I now understand people who are fully obsessed with their dogs. I literally love Nala so much it hurts 😂😂

So many things I want to do with my life and just can’t channel it/narrow down to what really makes me happy 😕 weirdest head space..

Hurts my heart and soul that something like this can happen now 💔

Look at the size of anti-war protestors in St Petersburg, Russia. Wow

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Having major beer fear about the night shift I’m about to do when I’m already so tired 🥱

How’s your morning going? My dog went out in the garden… ate her own poo. Ran in, straight up to my bedroom and vomited up her own shit all over my carpet. Yay.

I just want to it to be summer now. Tanned, on the beach, with family and friends. Hurry upppppp hot weather 🍦

Day 3 of the Easter Holidays… packed away with the pool table the kids have been playing with, reached into pockets to collect the balls and horrifically greeted with a nugget of dog crap. What the actual eff. Has a child done it? Is it a prank? Continued…

Husband said he could smell poo whilst they were playing but thought one of the kids had farted/shat themselves. So his conclusion is that the dog did it, and reckons she managed to aim her poo into the pocket by hovering over it whilst in this position… I can’t even deal 😂😂

Anyone else got a better version? 😂

Even my watch knows the stress levels are high

We leave for Glastonbury tomorrow… neither of us have packed, haven’t checked the tent, or bought anything 😂🤦🏼‍♀️ ffs. Why do we do this. When it comes to the house and kids I’m ultra organised. Anything for myself = complete car crash. No inbetween!

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My Isla-Rose is so excited to see you george E Z R A 💜💜 this is her birthday present! We’re in the crowd ready to start dancing xx