bro shut the fuck up u acting like such a unexpected item in bagging area right now

I can’t stop gaining weight omfg

my mom talking about me:

Im gonna tell my kid's this was MR potato Head

bitches be like I don’t give a fuck bitches: 12 spotify playlists, 163 notes app poems, 1.5 years worth of journal entries

The year is 2008. You get home from school and do your 3rd grade math homework. As you wait for dinner to be ready, this comes on. No distractions other than one of the best TV shows. No phones to distract you. You’re completely focused on Drake and Josh. Completely stress free.

if i vote on ur instagram poll it doesn’t mean we’re cool. i’m simply just exercising my right to vote

I’ve been laughing way too hard at this video

serving y’all some bedtime vocals🤷🏽‍♀️😜 goodnight💋💋

Leaked ASAP rocky Leaked steph curry Leaked DaBaby Leaked Logan Paul Impeached trump Me:

Top Gun (Miami) OO IOC6: 1 BB, 2 BF, 1 PYR BF, 1 Major PYR BF #JAMFEST

when you can’t laugh at some of the #actmemes because you couldn’t finish any of the sections..