New business idea: flavored pube dye #tastetherainbow

it's a fabulous time to be alive if you love: - verification codes - verifying your email - yelling "REAL PERSON" into a phone at a robot - reading nightmarish news all day every day - hot

Ok so every woman ever is watching Hunting Wives - can we please discuss the war crime the wardrobe/hair department committed against this actress??!!

new from me — the Utah government will soon begin a new pilot program that involves selling select parcels of state-owned land for the purpose of developing owner-occupied condominiums, according to a top state housing official.  buildingsaltlake.com/utah-is-prepar… via Building Salt Lake

Trump’s militarization of D.C. is escalating without any practical objective and no end point, David A. Graham argues in The Atlantic Daily. “That raises the scary prospect that it could just go on forever—or slide into martial law around the country.” theatlantic.com/newsletters/ar…

Shades Brewing said in an Instagram post today that they're temporarily closing their Ballpark location amid an ongoing legal dispute with their landlords More from me here - buildingsaltlake.com/shades-brewing… via Building Salt Lake

most of the time when I open this app I get a thread about the North Sea being dangerous - does the algorithm think I'm a middle aged man? (cuz if so - awesome)

The LDS Church came out with a plan to demolish the Plaza Hotel near Temple Square and replace it with a temporary surface parking lot. It didn't explain why it was tearing down an existing parking garage, and its plan likely violates city ordinance. buildingsaltlake.com/lds-church-pla…

HIS jeans are blue AND sweaty

they can't go messin' with cracker barrel not in this timeline not in this economy WE NEED STABILITY

We are so f*cked.

can a girl just get some taco johns

Me and probably a bunch of other people today

What did I do this weekend? Oh, nothing exciting, I just developed a deep disgust for that one actor in Stranger Things.

For Halloween, I need someone to be Meredith pouring water on Britani.

All's Fair more like All's Very Very Very Very Very Very Bad

It's time for airport commentary; I hate it when they tell you the flight is full. Is it a threat? A warning? For what exactly? Isn't it up to y'all to decide the appropriate number of people for an aircraft?

all I want for Christmas is to not have to set up two-step verification akjshdkjhashdkjashd