Father & son Saturday shave Truefitt & Hill India. Whatever happened to going to the old ball game instead?

That should earn Riccardio a penalty. #F1

But if Riccardio takes Lewis I'll forgive him the Kimi bump. #F1

Wonder if Martin Brundle will have to bleep Lewis out during the podium interviews. Expect strong language. #F1

Yes, I said people who use Macs are on weed. Yes, I just got a Mac. Shut up and pass the damned weed.

Saw Bruce Jenner win the decathlon at the '76 Olympics. His tshirt was wrong then. It wasn't his feet that failed him. #BruceJenner

So at the end of a dinner argument we have established that Ayn Rand was not Greek.

Nine years after I visited the distillery, delighted to introduce Balblair 03 to Mumbai. Balblair Distillery

The maritime malt, Old Pultney, sails into Mumbai with Master Blender Stuart Harvey. The 17 yr old is still a favourite. Old Pulteney Whisky

50 years ago today, Mr Tambourine Man became the 1st Bob Dylan song to reach No 1. Unfortunately it was The Byrds version, not the original.

And this what hotel lobby trios have come to. The Game Of Thrones theme in between Kenny G.

Has Kimi had a Botox job in the last fortnight? Now even his mouth doesn't move when he talks. #F1

Anyone else get the feeling that #RaGa and The Donald have the same speechwriter?

I could use this. x.com/joyandlife/sta…

And in more moments when I feel foolish, @ItsStephRice I should have recognised you even through that short walk through customs. Jet lag.

The Mexican synchronised swimming team does their routine to a Hindi number. Trump proposes a wall around Bollywood.

A moustache is not a whim; it is a state of mind, says Anish Trivedi gqindia.com/look-good/groo…

#SundaySpecial What kind of Responsibility should Advertising feel? bit.ly/2bCXvky Anish Trivedi

.Anish Trivedi got his first death threat on radio. gqindia.com/get-smart/pop-…

Defcon 3.