That look when your daughter’s debut single is a groovefest Leah Weller-Kurata #Strangers What a tune Steve Cradock Angus Havers youtu.be/YgBvhlowWuU

What a great fookin night! Our first gig back @TheGrandClapham thank you to the organisers and to Steve Cradock for playing with us 🥰🤘🏽✊🏽 power in unity #strangers out now!

Q: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? A: Dam

If you compare the Old Testament and the Quran or say Jihad and violence used, supposedly, in the Old Testament, then it's not the same thing. Because in the Quran, and in Islam, commands to kill are on the innocent for what they believe. Not what they've done.

Please buy a track off my new classical film theme album which was released today: music.apple.com/gb/album/class…

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Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A: Samson - He brought down the house. (Judges 16:30)

When you’re stressed, you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday- A.A. Milne

I was once offered a job singing. It was a great opera-tunity. I turned it down flat but when I got home I was in treble with my wife. She said I wasn't very sharp. I was so mad I went to the bar - drink and repeat. I finally took a rest and on that note went home again.

‘Summer is the kindest time of year for the beautiful, and the cruelest on those who are not’ - Guy Portman #Observation #Tesco

I have relaunched the 'Necropolis Series '. (Currently three books. Soon-to-be four). Check it out. amazon.co.uk/dp/B0BB6P1JCC?… #CrimeFiction #TransgressiveFiction #Read #book ‘… a magnificent foray into the mind of a sociopath’ – DLS Reviews

The doctor said I that I had an organ that was failing so I switched to the piano.

I'm gonna bring this out when needed. 😎😁

I'm at my desk typing frantically. Trying to write as many books as possible before I am deemed obsolete by #ChatGPT slash #ArtificialIntelligence. Feeling a bit like a horse would have during the advent of automobiles. #amwritingfiction #Panic

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Once again, The Older Millenial sets the record straight on history. The Free Palestine Lefties have to be the most uninformed ignorant people in our country. This is well worth the watch👇