How it feels to be 26

Days since your head coach’s son cooked someone’s live pet parrot in a microwave to get revenge on them

HUMPY HAS WON!!! HUMPY HAS WON!!!

T-Mobile Park erupts as Humpy the Salmon wins in the 15th inning Salmon Run. His record improves to 1-165.

26 year old man still does dishes the old fashioned way

Sometimes people will be staring at me like this and then I remember I’m wearing a shirt that says “WHEN THE BOOGEYMAN GOES TO SLEEP HE CHECKS THE CLOSET FOR RAY ROMANO”

ChatGPT isn’t just a tool — it has the power to ruin lives. My career is in shambles because I happen to naturally write in the cadence of LLMs.

The NFL should do one of those cartoon broadcast concepts except its just black and white with film grain at .75x speed for the oldheads

Buddy the elf’s brother had that shit on and it’s not talked about enough

‘A Christmas Story’ is a nonlinear experience. You look at the screen and its pole, bully, lamp, Santa. I have no idea how it ends. I think the boy dies.

5 hops is an egregious amount of hops. But at that point in the Cha Cha Slide Part 2, Mr C the Slide Man knows he has the dance floor in the palm of his hand.

Imagine being an athlete at the World Sex Festival but you're really bad at sex #Olympics2026 #WeKnowTheyGettingFreaky

"I drink and I know things" t shirt except it's couples shirts and his says "I drink" and hers says "And I know things"

this is one of the first Fun New Websites anyone has made this decade

Commentating college hoops is the only job you get better at as you grow more senile. I want my color guys to have full-on dementia

Trying to watch Siena-Merrimack in peace when the banner says BREAKING NEWS BAM ADEBAYO 83 POINTS… leave me be

Siena would’ve held bam to 16