….I do not understand barrel leg jeans. Just why?

I am hatching chicks in class again and I forgot how NOISY they are. Good lord my child, you are screeching like someone is torturing you. 🤣🐣🐥

Appointment television. 🍿 #WinterParalympics

USA Hockey heard it was time for some spring cleaning. 🧹🦅

THREE BIRD. 🦅🇺🇸 #WinterParalympics

I just heard a teenage girl pronounce the word “vitamasques” as “veeta-mass-quez” and this is what teachers are talking about when we say these kids can’t read.

Now do cheer. Go on, do it. Annually between $5,000 and $8,000. Sometimes $10,000+ depending on the gym. Even my daughter’s high school costs for next year are $2,000.

22 years in and I still don’t understand why some teachers take it so personally when kids don’t do their work. They aren’t at home making lists of ways to screw with you by not doing their work Kimberly, it’s really not that deep.

Got my wine and ready to weep The Notebook

I’m sad because I’m watching The Notebook and VGK decides to pile on at intermission?!?!?!?

MY FORMER STUDENT SCORED THE GAME WINNER 😍😍👏🏻👏🏻

Oldest is stuck with her choir group at La Guardia. Was supposed to be home tonight by 10:30, but now I’m just hoping they get home by tomorrow.

Nothing like going into an airport in a whole other state and hearing some kid yell your name out because you taught them once. Love that part of teaching. It’s special.

Twice. It just happened again. Crazy.

This is legitimately the coolest Zamboni in the history of Zambonis

I’m at. The airport. AGAIN.

Don’t toy with me motherfuckers. Don’t. I’m fragile.

The principal at the school I am moving to told me that parents told her I loved their kids almost as much as they do. Nothing will match the feeling I got from that comment.