Hemingway’s shortest saddest story brutally defeated by Beanie Baby tweet

tooth custard

too bad Losers, I just won" i say as i slip on a banana peel and tumble down 70 flight of stairs like a big oaf

i'm gonna roundhouse kick that little garbage bin

what was the person behind the camera doing there

everyone is stupid on the Internet except for me

i left my teeth at the dentist

BTS Stans have just gone too far this time

all these kids today are "flossing" (newest dance fad) instead of "flossing" (jamming a piece of string in between your teeth and rubbing until it bleeds)

vote if you can please.

carp