Got a couple of pigs lined up for this weekend. Wheels is my wingman.

@Str8inSeattle Dunce....

Couple of pigs wanted to touch my blue leather vest last night. I said NO.

Who's the least funny comedian alive?

@cliffhoyle Well?

"Filthy Animal"... soon my friend.

@gcdb DId not know he was trying to make ppl laugh.

@Str8inSeattle Hey dunce. You have some anger issues.

Time for me daily workout. Gym bag contains the following. Leather gloves, leather vest, music, water bottle, smokes.

No smoking in cardio area of gym. WTF.

Going to buy a bottle of milk. Wanna here me talk about it?

Buying some Pert Shampoo. JaJahoooba shampoo...hate that stuff.

Only carry 100's. Got a problem with that?

Couple pigs from Tx. trying to get w. me last night. They left the manure pit unattended while n NJ .

Is anyone watching the manure pits in Texas right now?

Janice the divorcee.......

All this swine flu talk has got me in a tizzy. Need to call a couple of the pigs in by lil black book for a couple of DRINKZZZZ ..

Any pigs up for some DRRRINKZZ tonight?

Goal for today = Purchase my girl a new mop/broom combo for her bday.

One big lop of shi# .