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BALLER.

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Another classic

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Amazing!

I never expected the end 😭🤣

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A WIFE Sends a Message to Her HUSBAND WIFE: “Honey, please don't forget to buy bread when you're coming home from work and lest I forget... Your girlfriend Elizabeth is also here and says hello to you.” HUSBAND: Who is Elizabeth? WIFE : Nobody, I just wanted you to respond, so

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The face when the window goes up is definitely a cinematic masterpiece 😂

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