This bloke will do & say anything to paint a picture of his career being a lot more relevant than it was. Every aspect emphasised to the point you’d struggle to differentiate the footballer from Jay Cartwright. That good, his big move was from PL Watford to Birmingham for free

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Literally posted it to over 200k followers on Instagram, that’s not an exclusive ya fucking dork.

Gabby Agbonlahor telling the exact same joke twice in a row

A fit & committed Isak is worth £150m + to #NUFC only. The reality is, given solidarity £ + waived loyalty fees, the total monetary value of the sale is closer to £135/140m for a twat who was the total opposite of committed. It's a good deal *given circumstances* for both sides.

Club Statement | Managerial Appointment #VivaWhitburn 🟡⚫️

Open session hosted by the new management!

Club pays player, not the other way around. Until then, respect your employer & do as you’re (willingly) contractually obliged to do. Any other workplace you’d be sacked if unwanted, not continued to be paid while given help to find a new job. What a flawed & clueless argument.

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The angle of the kane goal

Use of the outside of your foot is a top tier skill and it baffles me to no end that coaches/mangers used to discourage utilising it. Pulling off a pass like this to be told “yeah but next time use the inside of your left instead”. Idiots.

Nick Pope just fucking launching it!...

The way we set up away from home is pathetic every time. Slow, lazy, complete lack of concentration & responsibility, and impossible to see what the plan is. Treating hapless West Ham with more respect than Barca. Intensity is far from our identity at present, sort it out. #NUFC

That might be one of the best goals I’ve ever seen

Incredible show of poor management. Loyalty > performance every week. Utilising Woltemade on his height/size instead of his talent. Spent fortunes on squad players we won’t use. Lack of tactical flexibility/intensity/conviction. Burn at LB when Hall is fit. The list goes on #NUFC

It’s not Dan Burn’s fault he is asked to play at LB as last resort. If it means he loses his place in the 11 once the natural LB comes back (he is), and the shuffled CB’s have performed well (they have) then so be it. This is professional football, not Sunday league. #NUFC

Club Statement.

I remember when I scored once and my wife said nothing. The next day she said she didn’t know I had scored because she wanted to be first at the buffet

Can’t be angry with anybody tonight other than Pope. He’s dropped clangers under no pressure all season in decisive moments which have directly affected results. We get something tonight if he doesn’t do that, as we would have 3/4 other games so far this season. Ramsdale in #NUFC