The time is 00:15 my boyfriend is fast asleep and decides to wake me up by prodding me and shouting “oh ffs” before rolling over and starting snoring again #sleeptalker #ohffs

I can’t wait to hear “is that a single or double”

Cbaaaaa

"I hope at the end of this, we perhaps have a different sentiment about what immigration has done for this country"

Infinity War and Endgame are the most insane films ever. No questions.

Get this lockdown over so I can actually get a puppy 😍

don’t force your importance in someone’s life.

I just saw someone leave these on my doorstep. I’m opening it up thinking who the hell has ordered me a box of sweets and then the doorbell rings and this girl asks for them back because she got the wrong house. I had to pretend I hadn’t already eaten a couple. Screaming hahahaha

Rather lockdown be extended for a few more weeks and not see my friends or family instead of prematurely lifting lockdown and risk never seeing some of the people closest to me ever again and that’s the tea

i miss being drunk and eating my mcdonald’s with my eyes closed

Mind your business when you see cellulite, stretch marks, jiggly bits, scars and uneven skintone this summer. The world is shit as it is, so do not add to someone’s insecurities or make them feel awkward for simply dressing for warmer weather. Thanks in advance. Management x

My one day off a week and I can’t even stay asleep all night 🙃

I am so obsessed with her, and she’s not even home for 5 weeks yet 😍

Wide awake watching puppy training videos 🐶

Disgusted with the way in which the A-level results have been handled and decided. There are young people at the end of those results who didn’t get a chance to prove their worth. #AlevelResults

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Hahahaha hilarious

still one of my favourite albums of all time, so much nostalgia