Did I ask for Tom Zanetti in Zerox last night? I absolutely did. Did it get played? Absolutely not.

Everyday I spend at work is a little push closer towards starting an only fans or a foot page

I've just heard a woman call Aldi 'Aldis' on the phone. 'i'm just going to adlees'. Crying, shaking, throwing up.

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I've just realised I'm one of those people who drink their water bottle through their teeth....... That's it I don't wanna be here anymore

This is the third pack of grapes from Aldi Stores UK labelled 'seedless' that in fact have seeds in them. Talk about trust issues ☣️

Genuinely think my gym put the heating on never mind the air con

Is there anything better than Aldi Stores UK cocoa peanut butter balls?

Actual footage of 𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙭𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 as of tomorrow

I haven't had a hot cuppa in 3 days, is this what being a mother is

Can you buy a ticket on the door for #cupofjoe in London tonight?

Ariana Grande is now dating Phil Spencer from Location, Location, Location, TMZ reports.