Ah, glad I opted for the "window" seat. americanair

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

Playing through Wolfenstein II on Switch. I keep having to remind myself that the Nazi dogs I'm shooting at were not good boys.

TIL: If you are controlling VLC over a network, but forget to give it an xdisplay, it'll play back your video as ASCII art.

It's starting to feel like Alex Jones isn't just losing the info battles, he's losing the info wars.

Lyft referrals on Facebook events are the next generation of MLM posts.

So how long did it take everyone else to realize Bird Box wasn't a BarkBox alternative?

Mirror mirror, on the wall Who’s the fairest bodega cat of them all? Mirror: The calico on E Tremont 🏆🐈

Verifying myself: I am amussey on Keybase.io. WWdyjJt4e-Rtz_B0nqivvhaZe_be8-JDlFLc / keybase.io/amussey/sigs/W…

I assume this is too small of a bug for a bug bounty 😅 (Found on Amazon's Pet Profile form)

I should have heeded the warning about americanair's flexible fares. $250 to change the dates of the trip, or $300 to cancel. Incredibly misleading marketing. community.ricksteves.com/travel-forum/t…

#nofilter ift.tt/2UUSb2M

Closing in on 2 months and no response from Ticketmaster for 2 out of 3 advertised artists no-showing at an event. No email replies, no answer to Twitter DMs. Ticketmaster Fan Support

#AI can make this the best decade to be a practicing physician, but only if healthcare IT is re-architected. For #radiologists, that’s exactly what we've done, as our CTO Dr. Mark Longo illustrates below👇 Register for our Nov 13th launch event now! sironamedical.com/launch

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Google Express is selling Signature Sparkling... what?!

Lenovo really rocked it with the Ubuntu drivers on the 2015 Yoga 12. Wifi, digitizer - working like a charm out of the box. Except... volume up is volume down. And volume down is volume up. And the screen lock just types the letter "o". Okay, maybe it needs a bit more time.

"Tesla: Our cars are out of this world!"

Forget ICOs, you should invest in my JIRA backlog now

. Mike Shinoda performing at #IdentityLA2018 ift.tt/2rCJNpg