Well, he's always welcome to give him an arm-pat if the mood strikes. He's a chill guy. Also the thumbs up was awkward, anyway.

"Uh . . ." He's at a bit of a loss for words for a few moments, but then a hospitable (albeit somewhat confused) smile forms on his lips. "What kinda stuff would you say over the intercom, exactly?"

Nods. Slowly. Apprehensively. "Uhuh . . . " Then tilts his head. "Aren't they already dating? They did go on a date, didn't they?"

Tries not to laugh. "I can, actually, yeah." Sounds exactly like Ben.

If he was drinking coffee, he'd have spat it right about now. "—Whoa, there, fella! Reign it in a bit; that's your uncle's girl you're talking about."

The /softiest/??? Ben is way softer than he is, please.

Ben . . . looking mean . . . ? Immediately bursts into uncontrollable, knee-slapping laughter.

""""'He looks like Arnold Schwartznegger"""""

Makes an uneasy face at the awkward conversation he's been roped into. "Okay, you do that. But I ain't sayin' nothing." He's pretty sure both Ben and Nat would kill him.

ARNOLD SCH—!!! His uncontrollable laughter has turned into pterodactyl screeching between struggles for air.

No way! There's absolutely no resemblance! Besides both of them being beefy hunks of man meat, he supposes.

/ *makes a request for arnold schwarzenegger fc on the main as ben's long lost twin*

/ i really only replied to banter today, longer replies will be tended to tomorrow (along with osiris replies if i have the time afterwards)

/ cr to @0fRealism for this awesome aesthetic for my gryffindor boy, it's so damn cool

/ this also makes me wanna do a hp verse for osiris but we got the college au first

( Why ) does she keep calling him Chipmunk? It's safer behind the fences, anyway. Somehow he suspects she'd get lost within minutes out there.

Too bad we'll never see one again. 😪

Hey now, what's he got against Robert? He's a cute kid.

Is he . . . okay?

"Jenkins," he replies, giving a small nod of acknowledgment with the hint of a smile.