I opened an account for my daughter and every time I get paid money automatically transfer to her, I’m going to give her control of the account on her 18th birthday and she’ll have over 6 figures to do as she please when she goes off to college and is ready to enter the world.

My dad was like “I met a guy today apparently he’s pretty famous” I’m like “cool, who” he like “idk his name” then sends a picture. Tell me why it’s harry styles lol

Brah I came home and took my dog out… why he throw up in the hallway, and pass out in the throw up??? I fell to my knees screaming thought he was unalive and he popped up ran outside, had explosive diarrhea and then was trying to play????????????

nah every time i see that kevin gates video i be fuckin crine

I think of this video almost everyday 😭😭😭😭

#DahmerNetflix is out, let’s not romanticize Jeffrey Dahmer just because he is played by Evan Peters. Remember the victims. A tread about each victim and who they were.

I had no idea a black man killed Jeffrey Dahmer in jail . Let me send him a care package if he still alive 🤣

i want more "run errands with me" friends. no i do not want to spend $85 on a dinner to catch up. but i will go to costco and an estate sale with you and then some tacos

if you’re sitting in your blessings, don’t take it for granted. you got the job, partnership, friends, or in a good space financially or with your love life. don’t search for things to make you upset. don’t cling to pain. you’re absolutely living the life right now.

well, now we know how fun-size candy bars are made 😂

If you have an Amazon package delivered starting 7 December, go to your Alexa and say, “Alexa, thank my driver.” They get a $5 bonus, at no cost to you!

The Sleeping Lady in Alaska. C/o Jean-Michel Bihorel

Lego flowers 💕🪷💐🌿

me once the casa start hitting:

nobody: nicki minaj:

i’m a girl... of course i shower in boiling hot water

What a photo.

I saw it.

Jhene Aiko and Kehlani are collabing on new baby lullaby music releasing February 22nd.