me and my best friend waking up in the same bed knowing we done messed up the night before

I was on a date at the Waldorf Astoria hotel. I saw these kids doing a TIKTOK. Little did I know it was... let’s say... a little “STRANGE” 💀🙌🏾

hope I find $5000 on the floor later

I like to go with the flow but I also need to know where the flow is taking me.

got they asses

Call me crazy but Rn I would give anything to have this feeling again

They snapped on this commercial. No words. 💯💯

Being unproductive because you're depressed and being depressed because you've been unproductive is a special kind of hell cycle i wish for no person.

the sexual tension between me and the desire to move to a new city and start a new life

Fire and ice 🔥🧊 It’s firefall week in Yosemite - an annual reminder of just how amazing and mysterious our planet really is.

Weird that March is next month when March was also last month

“ur so chill” thanks idc about anything anymore

garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written

It's always "wyd" never "what do you want from lululemon?"

the only present i want this year is as many hot girls as possible to cop these bikini sets i’m dropping on my bday 5.26.21

i text exactly how i talk

To everyone named Amber living in Alaska: We apologize.