A fun piece of musical theatre... Especially for anyone that played the game. youtu.be/BxKCX-UvPrI

Just saw someone wearing a lanyard that said "Go Beyond ⚡ Plus Ultra" and thought "Hey! I get that reference!" #old

🎨: Ethan Harper

North Korea DID send the United States a Christmas surprise. They ordered it from Wish, though....

People are excited it's going to be the Twenties again. I should note that the 1920s had great music, but also saw a rise in the Klan, isolationism and fundamentalism. It also kicked off one hell of a depression. Let's make our own Twenties.

Bugger. #coffee #cry #onions Puddles Pity Party

I guess the good news is prohibiting gatherings of more than 250 people shouldn't delay the beginning of the Seattle Mariners' season. #sorry #seattlecovid19 #Thisisouryear

Working from home in Corona Virus be like. 👇🏽 #CoronaVirusUpdates

Did we ever figure out what North Korea's Christmas gift to the United States was?

I guess I'm a failure. #anch

Let's do a thing! Make This Land is Your Land the U. S. National Anthem. - Sign the Petition! chng.it/fmMDXBqM via Change.org

Masks for the win! We really needed some Puddles Pity Party cuddles. #cry #onions

Just watched a great Zoom show with Piff the Magic Dragon. Per tradition, wore our Puddles Pity Party shirts. Also ate carrot hot dogs throughout. Schedule yours! So worth it. Piffthemagicdragon.com

Mood.

I just realized that on Twitter, I've assumed the handle and nom d'plume of a fake President. And the real one got banned. So some things are right in the world.

It has come to my attention that the USA has a real president now. Do we still need a fake, alternative president? No. But here I am.

Am I remembering wrong? I think tp and Kleenex used to be scented. Like, "Sorry about your raging allergies and runny nose. Here's some more flowery shit you might enjoy!"

#agtwildcard Storm Large You were amazing. We want you. We need you. We love you.

So am I banned yet? Not sure how this works.