🥊 Coinbase and the SEC are about to get in a ring and battle it out for the topic of unregistered securities 🥊 Check out what happened in the industry last week in The Crypto Minute with Girl Gone Crypto

Bitcoin is already the best money on earth. Most people just haven’t figured that out yet.

Disappearing was Satoshi's greatest gift to Bitcoin.

idk who needs to hear this but its august

Today is national girlfriend day, aka a regular Monday on crypto twitter.

Hear me out… what if we spent even 5% of a student’s high school classes teaching them how to be a functioning adult.

don’t lie, you relate 😜

At least I won’t have trouble coming up with stuff to cover in the Crypto Minute this week 🙈

Do you own enough Bitcoin?

"How can dreams end while the others feel so alive." SoMo

Someone needs to have a word with young women about filler. I swear 90% of women in their 20s all have swollen faces… stop this nonsense! 😅

This week has been INSANE 🤯 From the Solana hot wallet hack, to Michael Saylor stepping down as Microstrategy CEO, Gucci accepting ApeCoin, Robinhood getting fined $30mil, and Ethereum's 7th birthday… stay caught up with this week's edition of: ⏰ The Crypto Minute! ⏰

Just out here on a boat trying not to lose my Bitcoin since that seems to be so common

You know dynamics between men and women are at an all time low when I get called a grifter for saying I value traditional gender roles… 😅

Top factors to living a happy life: - Regular exercise - 7-8 hours of quality sleep - Healthy diet - Accurately buying the bottom/selling the top 🥲

I don’t want to do this anymore.

If you want things to be different, be different.

Another insane week! 😝 From Paxful shutting down, to all the Soulja Boy drama, more Elon/Doge happenings, and the Bitcoin whitepaper hidden in Apple’s software? Stay caught up with this week’s edition of: ⏰ The Crypto Minute ⏰

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