i am 26 years old in my real adult office at my real adult job in the greatest city in the world violently trembling and clawing at my skin because i have to wait to watch the latest episode of amazon prime original teen drama the summer i turned pretty

jason kelce I respect your online presence and whatever your screen time looks like I sense in you a kindred spirit

when loml started playing #thesummeriturnedpretty

🚨 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged.

🚨 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce announce they are engaged: “Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨”

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have announced their engagement! 💍

I AM SO HAPPY FOR A STRANGER

"you look happier" yes taylor swift is engaged after years of dreaming about fairytales and happy endings and someone who will sweep her off her feet and she's finally getting it

how do i explain to my nervous system that i’m not being held at gunpoint and it’s just taylor swift announced her engagement?

you want me to work? taylor swift just told the world she is engaged to be married and you want me to work?

I’m excited about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce getting engaged as if they’re my own parents.

Taylor is getting married. You’re about to see parasocial in ways you’ve never seen or expected. This is my best friend since 2006. She kissed too many frogs to find her prince

I don’t feel so bad about not being invited to the wedding because I know that my best friend Ed Kelce will tell me all about it after it’s over.

Me when I’m wearing all gold jewelry and my bag has silver zipper

Maybe if we idk had stricter gun laws, these things wouldn’t happen… just a thought

Political violence became normalized in America on January 6th, 2021. Everything that happens from now on is just a result of what happened that day.

I would like to interview the Etsy Witch

This man wasn’t even a politician bruh 💀 just a white man that spewed hate all day LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

Why are we just fucking lying?