Noone: Every clickbait article in 2022: "TikToker goes viral while <insert verb> , sparks debate."

We genuinely didn’t think we’d need to say this, but Russia moving troops into Ukraine does not entitle you to a refund, no matter how abusive you are to our Box Office staff. As far as we’re aware, Russia hasn’t invaded Hull yet 🤦🏻‍♂️ #entitledmuch

Trying to explain to my parents why at 30 year olds a pet hedgehog is a necessary purchase.

Thought this van had some loot for me

That's it. All my tech support will now come in the form of The Thick Of It quotes.

Looking forward to having my own space and subsequently filling it with animals

A puppy or a hedgehog or both. Possibly some racoons too

When you go to check in on someone you value and see "Add friend"

Finally a relatable character in a video game. #GhostwireTokyo

Make mine a mega pint

About to turn straight for these two

🌈 #PrideMonth youtube.com/shorts/EO3tcbC…

When I grow up I want to be Pablo

#DailyMotivation

Currently being regailed with stories of being dropped as a child. I didn't realise there were so many. "this is why you had head injuries" I'm gagged.

Think I took a wrong turn on my way to tescos #PS5Share, #ELDENRING

Y'all can't attack Northern Quarter like that

If I am elected Mayor of Greater Manchester, I will gladly dance alongside any police officer fierce enough to display their colours at Pride. 🏳️‍🌈 This vile targeting of LGBT people and our culture in politics can get in the freakin’ bin.