Raise your hand if you have been personally victimized by the Eras Tour Ticketmaster waitlist

Remember when you used to be able to buy Taylor tickets just because you wanted to….

What a roller coaster of a week amiright?????

*cue pre-fest anxiety about Lost Lands* 😅😅😅😅

‘THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS’ is returning to theaters in October to celebrate the film’s 30th anniversary.

pov: you were made an offering

I just had one of the best experiences of my life. Ok thanks ☺️

I thought Lost Lands would scratch my bass music itch for a while (especially cause I was so tired/drained after), but here I am like “OOOO a dubstep show sounds so fun rn” 🤪

This would be the world rn if Taylor Swift was Plankton

“I swear to God if Johnny Cash comes on while I am leg pressing at the gym tomorrow” - Walker

I hate the Giants

Thinking “should I go to grad school” is your mid 20’s version of “should I get bangs”

waitress: are there any allergies at this table? me, already drunk: POLLEN

asking my family at Thanksgiving dinner who should go home tonight and why

ryan reynolds had the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever and he did😭

These refs should have gotten some glasses for Christmas 😡

RUPAUL CHARLES YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES #DragRace

Knew he was a killa

Team Roxxxy, no question about it #teamroxxxy #AllStars9

Like for Jake Paul. RT for Mike Tyson. #PaulTyson