I suppose an explanation is in order. But first I must strenuously voice my objection in the form of a question: How can she slap?

An episode of #MrRobot where Elliot reads PDFs for an hour and nothing exciting happens.

I'm stuck thinking about Holmes on Homes, and how between some particular seasons, that one electrical contractor shaved his head, quit the electrical trade, and joined Holmes as a general laborer.

Widmann: I need someone to play a 350 year old Stradivarius Viola like a ukelele in my orchestral acid trip. Any takers? Antoine Tamestit:

Whenever I see a surveyor walking around with their special GPS probe stick thingy, I feel like I'm beholding a satellite shaman

An episode of #InkMaster where the #FlashChallenge is to do a tattoo on a cyberskin dildo.

RT if you've ever replaced your own leaf springs and you know the score.

RT if you've ever replaced your own leaf springs and you know the score.

ROCK BAND® Blue Man Group edition

Finally, modular system for industrial beats.

Merry Christmas, dear friends!

The centrist Alberta Party, which won 9% in the last election, is currently sitting in third place in the results at only 0.8%, which is one of the lowest third party results in Canadian provincial election history. The UCP and NDP have a combined 96.2% of the vote right now.

Hey parents! Have a little humility and take notes from some political opinion leaders who are preoccupied with insecurity, puberty, and awkwardly jockeying for social status.

About 1 year since I've had a twitter binge. Me: *logs in* Twitter: "Here's a pop up with a new thing about twitter" Me: .... Twitter: "Here's a pop up with another thing." Me: "FUCK OFF TWITTER. I know how to use twitter. Don't try reinvent the wheel."

A year ago I was having a blast on Twitter. I think my new relapse starts.... NOW

Apparently heart disease is more heavily weighted to family history than lifestyle? Cool perspective bro.

This Excerpt reads like if Hunter S Thompson were invited to write for his own roast and craft a hammy lampoon of his own style.

One year away from twitter, and I see the monkeys are still a thing. A) Surprising B) Neato C) Oh oh oh oh! Is it too late to get in on it? Please please please?!? I don't want to miss out on it when it pops :(

Probably for the best. You can't really expect people to offer the best of their abilities when they're preoccupied by a passionate hatred for their place and station in life.