i fuck with your gay fagggot aura so bad

'Cats have been messing shit up since the dawn of time' is my favorite brand of archeology

Everyone who likes The Tortured Poets Department got their English papers handed back to them face down

i’ve vaped in places you couldn’t even imagine

born to tweak, forced to lock in

Tax season is so fun. I just click through TurboTax until it tells me it's all done. I have no idea if it's right

when ur eating soup and u finish ur bread it’s like ok. what‘s even the point anymore

uniqlo should make sluttier clothes

Nothing like unloading the left pocket after a night out

being on your phone at home in your free time: this sucks and i’m wasting my life away

being on your phone at work:

It's cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You're gonna write emails on the computer buddy

you not my friend April fools you my friend

Out of mind by Cheeseguy

why would i need a vacation when i have this

why would I play a “cozy video game” when I can play a video game that makes me so mad that I cry