THANK FUCKING GOD FOR AUSTRIA

why is TikTok sending me warnings about my weight 😭😭😭 just wanted to watch an old bennydrama video

watching some channel 5 documentary about railway ticket fraud and I think it’s meant to make me hate fare jumpers but all it’s doing is confirming that railway revenue protection officers are authority-complex-ridden pricks?

screaming at my mum thinking I had some inside scoop on how to heat an outdoor pool up quickly. “what will that do”

contents: 99% leg 1% pink gin 0% brain

this season on below deck… 🚤

see you soon @dualipa

wedding (not mine)

pls you’re over 30, stop warping your photos to make it look like you’ve got muscles 😭

my beef of the week is group fitness class trainers whipping their shirts off and teaching topless.

new phone background just dropped x

just cried at Mack waking up in Emmerdale, how’s ur week going? xxx

can anyone explain these GIANT fucking spiders about the place this year? there was a masssssive one in my garden the other day (I cried no joke) and then I’ve just seen this monstrosity on TikTok??? (TW: tarantula in London) vm.tiktok.com/ZNdp2LoPy/

apple really need to sort out their annual issue where you just can’t set a new phone up on release date. currently stuck with no phone as the data is trapped in between the two 🙃

steamy x

god isn’t it so fucking refreshing to have Zack Polanski getting airtime and being SOO effective at taking down reform 😭 literal tears of joy watching him slate zia yusuf on QT last night 💚