FUCK.

Slow clap, you misogynistic bunch of bellends 🙄

My heart is full today—full of gratitude for the trust you have placed in me, full of love for our country, and full of resolve.

Trying to cheer up my depressed wife back in LA. I said “Don’t worry, I survived Hitler.” She laughed….

Yeah... because he finds out your name when its shouted out...

If I had his money, I'd probably look like that too.

Depends. #nightshifts #knackered

Giving Bluesky a whirl... I'm Alex Sievewright on there too...

Comedy legend Jim Abrahams, the mastermind behind Airplane!, The Naked Gun, Ruthless People , Top Secret and more, has passed away at 80. Known for redefining comedy with the Zucker brothers, his work brought laughter to millions. RIP to a true genius of zany humour.

I do love this man.

Incredibly sad news. What a legend.

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Fuck Trump. Fuck Musk. Fuck this fucking platform. Fuck it all.

Lovely to see Dave Grohl on Celebrity Bear Hunt. Netflix UK & Ireland

I'm 46 today. How awful.

I'm not one for conspiracy theories... but... Virginia Giuffre... bit suspicious...