You know what they say: you gotta milk a few cocks to make a milkshake

Nature is healing.

I think Le Petit Prince is genuinely one of the best books ever written, and should be taught in schools, to help kids learn media literacy and analysis.

When he stretches his arms, I don't know which is hotter: the little bit of armpit, or the little bit of belly. I mean... I guess it's definitely the belly, but the armpit is also pretty good!

I guess democracy is cancelled.

Who is with me? 🖐️

Shout it. Shout it out loud!

This is why I never take baths. Can't be walking around with these swinging so low like that!

-3 at my parents' house right now. That's basically tee shirt weather, right? (27 Fahrenheit for the Americans)

Hey Google? It's not called that. Don't call it that.

Happy #FatCockFriday Retweet if you’d take my load and Comment to let me know which hole you want it in.

『監獄迷宮ヴァルハラ』のイベントが開催中！ 収監中の知能犯への深追い尋問、絶対やめて！🙅‍♂️ そう言われると、思わず冒険したくなっちゃう！💨 それが好奇心ムラムラの冒険者！イクであります！🐻🚔🐻

Some people want a sugar daddy. I just want someone who can buy me groceries, so I can eat every day.

I'm so glad that I spent my 30th birthday with my family, instead of with the guy who eventually asked me "which is more important: me apologizing for something that didn't happen, or this relationship?" Nobody gets away with gaslighting me. That question is what ended it, idiot.