And I get a cave for Winter??? #tweetinbear #stagparty

It has been a minute hasn't it?

One minute you're cavin' the high life in a posh condo on top of Cascade Mountain & the next? So sad to see Bill hit rock bottom... 🐾 #hardtimes #cavepricesthesedays #dumpsterdiving #thestruggleisreal #tweetinbear

What's a Grizz to do to get some moisturizer around here??? #itsadrycold #Canadian #Rocky #Mountains

Seems like yesterday... Do you remember when you joined Twitter? #tweetingbear #MyTwitterAnniversary

In the woods?? Pppt! Not this year... #Banff #banffnationalpark #tpluxury #treatyourself #rawr

Niiiiiice to see you too mon ami! Happy New Month to you as well. I'm starving, gotta go... 🐾

Ok, Bob the Beaver is just showing off now... #carverextraordinaire #canadianbeaver & the #forests #1 #StarWars #fan #tweetingbear

There's gotta be a Mountain Dew vending machine around here somewhere... #bearproblems #hangrybear #hibernationlife #coffeeneeded #dewcrew #tweetingbear

Whatever happened to April showers??? #HotChocolateWeatherInApril #PackingMySwimsuitForLater #Aprilblizzards #hittingthesnoozebutton #tweetingbear

Hibernation withdrawal is a real struggle. Luckily for me, hikers leave everything behind. Maybe next time leave some donuts??? #BestMorningEver #HibernationHangoverCured #LuckyBearFindsCoffee #TimmiesToTheRescue #WildernessFuel #tweetingbear

⚠️ BEAR ALERT ⚠️ Now that it's Bear season again, remember that a happy hiker is a safe hiker. Always pack your favorite BBQ sauce...🐾 #addedtastejustincase #naturestenderizer #hotsaucefan #marinationnation #bearsprayissolastyear #tweetingbear

My claws are sharp, my fur is thick, and my roar shakes the mountains. I am the strongest in the woods... #PawsitiveAffirmations #CantStopWontStopMauling #LiftingLogsSinceForever #UrsineUbermensch #ShreddingTreesIsMyCardio #HuggableButDeadly #StrengthGoalsForLife

There is NOTHING like your first hiker sighting of the year... #BackOntheMenu #HibernationHangover #NewYearNewSnacks #HopeTheyrePackingBBQsauce #NextYearIllStartMyDietEarlier

Carlito's Pizzeria? More like Carlito's Paradise! Best pizza this side of the hibernation cave. Extra pepperoni = extra happy Grizz... RAWR! 🐾 5 claws out of 5!!! #WildforPepperoni #NatureCalls #BanffFoodie #LeavenoCrumbsBehind #PawsupforPizza

Just finished the shower reno in cave 1 and killed two birds with one stone. Snack time!!! #Bearista #ShowerShots #BeanThereDoneThat #EspressoYourself #NatureFindsALoophole #LivingtheBearLife

Someone signed me up for Most Eligible Bachelor: Wilderness Edition. Look, I appreciate the sentiment, but I'm more of a "catch my own dinner" kinda guy. Besides, who needs a rose when you have a whole field of wildflowers? #BachelorBear #WrongShowHoney #BackToTheBerries

Bear down Edmonton Oilers... #Oilers #LetsGoOilers

Who can take a sunrise, Sprinkle it with dew, Cover it with chocolate and a miracle or two? The Banana Man. Oh, the Banana Man can...