the doctor is neither near nor far

the doctors: “you have 9 minutes 58 seconds to live” me:

Every hour or so the world's richest man in all of history is popping up on our TLs like a distant phara relative asking for money.

thinking about upgrading my non-carplay headunit but the known brands are so expensive???

Movie taste is so important to me because imagine marrying someone that doesn’t know where this is from

iconic

Clock it!

and so my leave comes to an end… 🥲

but has it had enough of you? 😬

la genialidad de este tiktok y la gracia que me hace cada vez que lo veo

I’m assembling a team

back at work.

cold sore scabbed over and no sign of illness shourrout to my immune system

But seriously guys, what are we going to do about spam calls???

Back to our regularly scheduled programming: Mr Boris says hi (apparently he’s been missing for a few days) but made a reappearance around lunchtime today 😼

💔

My beautiful boy, Kenji, left us today. You’ve given us the absolute best decade. I love you so much.

chop!

sure