Trying to give an oral medication to an axolotl is like trying to make a 4 year old eat a brick

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

Even if you like anime you gotta still wear deodorant man

liking retail and customer service is the type of self hatred i can get behind

thank you all for making me feel so loved and special on my birthday yesterday 💕 truly I’ve made so many amazing friends… thank you for letting me be a part of your lives! 💗

"labubu" this and "labubu" that, can we just talk about the political and economic state of the world right now?

if youre in texas prepare to die

Goodbye for now gamers hopefully I'll see y'all soon , and I can't wait till I can come back to streaming <3 youtu.be/ItbvjEZhXFg

to do list: bite the hand that feeds me put all my eggs in one basket kill two birds with one stone let the cat out of the bag think inside the box burn bridges walk on thin ice play with fire

Herdling is OUT NOW! We’re stoked to finally invite you on this journey 🐐🦬🐏⛰️ Get the game now on Steam, Epic Game Store, PlayStation 5, Nintendo Switch, Xbox Series X|S or Game Pass, links below! We’ll give away 5 Steam keys among everyone who reposts this🎉🎉🎉

hey!! we're going to be playing through the new game Herdlings for a couple of hours if you wanna come hang out!! 🩷

🚨PICTOCHAT SCHEDULE🚨 I Found The Big Pen Edition Very nice week ahead! All the usual classics ✨🥰✨ Come along if you can put up with me 😎👍 See you there! 💖💖 Check local times for goodness sake they’re right there 💖👍✨👌🌟🦅🔥🙏🏻💯💯💯

Oh okay I’ll go fuck myself then I guess

being in your 20s and nervous for the first day of classes

The lion does not concern itself with circadian rhythm

getting a sick ass bikini 🤝 getting to donate to charity