wow literally just saw kissinger at a pregame last month

not really trying to fight the allegations that I’m about to have pancakes for lunch

jp morgan stanley cup noodles & company

last week of my twenties ama before my back/neck/brain seize up forever

crazy how not a single one of you has wished me a happy leap day

Any satisfaction tonight’s footage of violence against young people brings to a handful of powerful Americans pales in comparison to how these moments hurt what’s left of US influence/appeal globally. A defining moment for those who might seek opportunity/knowledge/freedom here.

Boston is thriving.

i'm ready to start posting again

just sold my soul on linkedin ama

almost just listened to some noah kahan by accident

Just a few more weeks bro i promise please trust me the polls are gonna change bro just give me 50 million dollars cmon please so we can do more ads about how i'm the protector of the nation please trust me bro no one does it like me i have been wanting this job for 50 years plea

wow just saw lou dobbs at a pregame literally last month he asked me if i was born in a jungle

watching hopecore vids on the stairmaster so that my tears look like sweat

Wow.

we need dwade announcing more games of any sport

oh my god Noah Lyles!!!

gonna watch Challengers during this flight like a real freak would