Live shot from Fox News after last week's ratings came out....

We went from “two weeks to flatten the curve” to “wear three masks and get your anus swabbed.”

I constantly hear people say, "wear a mask," but I rarely hear people say, "make sure you take Vitamin D."

If this doesn’t put a smile on your face, then I don’t know what will.😋

One of the best decisions you could ever make: Forgiving your parents.

Eugene: "...catastrophically crapping his khakis right now." Instant classic.💩👖😂 #TWD