DONT CANCEL ME FOR THIS BUT i honestly would give leon s kennedy the most sloppiest, juiciest, toe curling, nauseating, wettest, dirtiest, sickening, astounded, stomach-turning, emetic, disgusting, revolting, abhorrent, detestable, noisome, fulsome,

that hour we lost to daylight savings was the hour i was gonna get my life together

I finally finished my series if anyone is interested in reading it! Also, if you notice spelling and grammatical errors... I have too. I'm going to fix them. 😂 archiveofourown.org/works/77790141…

My birthday is less than a month away. Anything is appreciated, but nothing is expected. ♥️ throne.com/akashinoi

can indie game developers PLEASE start making their multiplayer games allow up to 6 people, because I constantly see fun games I want to play with my girls but there's 5 of us and every single one is always maximum 4 players 😭

If *I* am looking for a commission, *I* will reach out first INSTEAD of you reaching out to me.

I think i lost my spark. I don't talk as much, I keep to myself, and I've mastered the art of distance. It's not that I'm mad or bitter. I just do not have the energy to show up the way I used to. Somewhere along the way, I slipped into this "l don't care" phase..

Mayonnaise is officially an instrument, according to a new study commissioned by Hellman’s Researchers found it fits the scientific definition when used to intentionally create sound

Short women NEED naps. They don’t deserve them but Tall Toddlers have to be reset periodically or they start getting spicy.

I’m such a sl*t for casual intimacy. Like yesss rest your chin on my shoulder while we're in line at the grocery store, I live for that shit.

Happy National Ferret Day! . . . And if you feel so inclined, this ferret has a birthday in a week! throne.com/akashinoi/coll…

who could pull this off?

FactPost JD, grandpa and grandma are struggling to make ends meet. I've got a better idea, go fuck yourself.

Happy Easter! Monty Python and the Holy Grail 1975 / UK / Terry Gilliam & Terry Jones 🐇🧨💀sound on💀🧨🐇

Three more days! throne.com/akashinoi Mochiistudios 🎨vgen.co/Mochiistudios

jesus walking out of the tomb: