Group chat’s had a good start to the season. Sam

Absolutely wonderful.

First thing on the list

My entire Football Manager policy. Vibiest dressing room in the country.

When Real Madrid come knocking for Bruno Guimaraes

😂 #NUFC

Petition to change Sven Botman’s name to Sven Botplayer just to see how high this radgie’s blood pressure will go before they pop.

Miggy Almirón watching the October Goal of the Month competition. #NUFC

Just popping in...

Champions f**kin’ League

Blue cards and sin bins are all well and good, but how else could we improve our beautiful game? We’re in the mood to f*ck shit up. Get the cat, put it amongst the pigeons. Here are the nine big changes we’d make today if we had the power.

The tip of Sebastien Haller’s big toe has got us rattled. Thoroughly rattled. planetfootball.com/trending/sebas… planetfootball.com/trending/sebas…

If you're anything like us, your days are plagued by a burning need to know the answer to life's most important and immediate question... If I were a Champions League football team, which team would I be? We've got you sorted 👇

Took me brother to a jazz club the other night. He says me little l metal Casio is a jazz watch. I'm not having it. Spooky lass at the bar in a turtle neck and chain spots my watch, goes, "oh my god!" And rolls up her sleeve to reveal the same watch. Humbled. Jazz you were.

Ranking every current PL manager by how much you’d fancy a pint with them. There's a difference between being a good manager and being good in the pub. An absolutely H U G E difference. This is the real sh*t.

Back on my silly shit.