I am bursting at the seams with gray paste

When my tshirt shrinks in the wash and turns into a babe tee but it lowkenuinely makes me realise my midriff is TEA 🤏🏼💅

Aww these Spotify wraps this year have made realise that cints are still listening tae Beethoven and the duke Ellington orchestra 🤣🤣 fair doos lit kidney be me tho imma stick tae mah cocomelons tunes ah 🤣🙈 #spotifyclapped

First you’re “gay” then you’re the blueprint #namaste #staytwinkmaxxed

five guys with five guys it was five, guys

A man who lives in constant fear will never know the euphoric feeling of breaking through the limits of what he once believed impossible #namaste

Fashion is just classism, if a middle class uni girl wears a pair of slazenger jobby catchers it’s “retro” or “y2k aesthetic” but if a jakebaw wears them he’s… well a jakebaw

Pishin ae rain again, the weathers so shite it awmost feels personal 🙈 ges its berghaus jackets and commando fur eh rest ae the week🤣👊🏻, if yer nae willin tae get yer baws wet ye’ve nae business stepping in tae eh river #thankfuckitsnearlyfriday

me after this meal prep shit easying my way into some periodussy

Ken em eens fin yer pure jist gan homey bs oan yer ones n ye smeel ih reek o yer biys tadger #onlyforthebrave #reebokcondominabutty #reekinboakiesfaehisstinkinboaby

Today’s vibe I guess… #arigato

a wise man yince said he who wakes up wi a broon finger probably went kip wi a dubby erse #namaste #eatinituplikeagetty #itsalltoomuchifear

A wise we guy yince seid… aiy kick fuck oot yur dubby beets afore ye entur the abode 🤣👊🏼 #kenfitlike

nihin lit running oot ae ideas n haein wan last guid een n ye ken its ih last foo scoop oot ae eh tub #thisisahotspot #beetsfooaedubs #kenyirsel

Hate whin biys cum oot wae pish patter like “there’s only one scoop left in this tub” ☝️🤓, how aboot a make ye scoop the shite fae my reekin hole like eh miners ae Kirkintilloch yah wee bawbag 🤣👊🏻🙈 yer ae waste ae skin, if braincells had dynamite ye couldnae blow yer own nose.

And while am at it see wee biys that come out war patter like “today’s vibe I guess #arigato” yer maw should’ve swallowed ye, not out ae spite, just basic quality control 🤣👊🏻 #yermawregretsye #oxygenthief

git me a can o ginger n a greasy kebob pronto #lastfooscoop #pumpt #roughasaroughhing

Scraping the bottom of the tub, trying to form a foo scoop

Genndy Tartakovsky's Clone Wars artstyle was so beautiful.

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