77% and you’re still saying “my” 😭😭

this is why shampoo has instructions

I bet for a split second this feels amazing

refrigerators in horror games be like:

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ℑ'𝔪ㅤ 𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔩𝔩ㅤ 𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢...

Got my hands on the most GOATed iPhone design of all time! This thing is beautiful 🥹

Laugh all you want, but the information on those floppies can't be hacked from half a world away.

ITS NOT NIHILISM IT IS HOPE. IT IS AMBITION. HE IS NIETZSCHE'S UBERPENGUIN

THE TRUE REALITY OF LIFE Three days after an employee died, their children came to clear the desk and collect personal belongings. A few days later, someone else occupied the same office and used the same desk. No job is your life, and no job is worth working yourself to

canada is being taken over by a large pink set of big naturals

i do love how "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" is like absolutely just supposed to mean "you don't need a doctor if you're healthy" but the whole internet has decided that apples are severely lethal to doctors and thats one of the many things about the internet i adore

clocking in

Dis one of da most violent images I ever seen

“it magically appears” meanwhile the bf:

One day, I'll walk away like the penguin.