Ahmed Thanks, Ahmed. Weirdest thing is I had been invited on Andrew Neil's BBC This Week programme to express my view on #CharlieHebdo, except I was told to "remain silent"! So I wrote this award-winning piece to have a say! x.com/ahmed3rd/statu…

.@primark Bought some gifts for family abroad, but 2 items were wrong size. I came back 3 days after refund expiry date - no refund! Must exchange items. Credit note? No. What if I don’t have time? Don’t care. Write ur Primark horror stories and use #primark_showsomerespect

.@primark "Hello, yeah am exchanging stuff at #Primark's, be done in an hour." Always, always just enough cashier attendants to keep the refund/exchange queue a mile long. Write ur #Primark horror stories, use #primark_showsomerespect

.@primark Is there a selection test for #Primark store attendants? Don't know a thing about clothes: ✅. Hardly speak English: ✅. Don't know where anything might be: ✅. "Congrats, you are a Primark store attendant!" Write ur #Primark horror stories, use #primark_showsomerespect

The shirt is folded, pristine, Primark tags intact. But, no. “No exchange! Come back another day! Drive, park, queue, wait - again! Your life is ours!” I had forgotten the receipt. How dare I present myself without receipt! Write ur #Primark stories, use #primark_showsomerespect

Launching a consumer campaign against #Primark to improve their customer service. If you have any complaints join the hashtag #primark_showsomerespect

Is there a selection test for #Primark store attendants? Don't know a thing about clothes: ✅ Hardly speak English: ✅ Don't know where anything might be: ✅ "Congrats, you are a Primark store attendant!" Tag ur #Primark bad customer service stories, with #primark_showsomerespect

No, you can’t be the next Jeff Bezos. I’m more Jeff Bezos than you.

No, you can’t be the new Steve Jobs. The best you can be is micro-entrepreneur in the gig economy.

So excited! Just bought tickets to Anouar Brahem Barbican Centre � anyone else going? barbican.org.uk//whats-on/2019…

Hi IKEA UK when you deliver drawer mats, don’t let your drivers throw them on floors and carpets collecting all the bacteria in the world. Put the mat in packaging! PASSARP drawer mat. IKEA Today IKEA UK Support #IKEA

Hey Costa Coffee, Carl the barista at Kingston train station, London, has no clue about customer service. I ordered an iced drink with “less ice”, he made it, it was at room temperature. I returned to the shop. He proceeded to lecture me. He then asked me to leave the shop.

Hey Costa Coffee, Is it a crime to order an iced drink with “less ice!” Your barista at Kingston train station in London seems to think I desecrated the holy recipe and do not deserve a complimentary drink. The visit was on Friday at 6:20pm.

Wu-han WHO-han WHO-hand WHO had a hand in it. The genius of it is you can only see it in hindsight. Retweet this until Trump retweets it.

gavinmit Carole Cadwalladr #bbcqt There’s been a few monumental errors in the UK’s COVID handling strategy -particularly early on. This is the biggest one. The costliest in so many ways. #shambles

.Nadhim Zahawi EU countries recognise approved vaccines taken anywhere in the world but the UK recognises vaccines taken only in the EU and USA. Is this 1921? The vaccine discimination policy of the UK is extremely reprehensible and you should change it immediately.

Marching and calling for a ceasefire and peace so that more innocent children don’t get killed is not really the definition of a hate march.

This is the Kickstarter campaign of a friend's clever idea. Have a look at it and contribute if you can. 😊 kck.st/2fFxeBL

Experts in authoritarianism advise to keep a list of things subtly changing around you, so you'll remember. Here's my list this week.

People take in five times as much information each day as they did in the mid-1980s. How to navigate these data econ.trib.al/LmJpDiZ