addicted to killing my own vibe

it's blizzarding

white people be like it's not like i'm forcing them to doordash in this weather

Story of My Life by One Direction is really setting the vibe in this bagel shop rn

Have you ever watched your life fall apart — piece by piece — and been completely powerless to stop it? My name is Nermeen, a displaced girl from Gaza, and I never imagined I’d be sharing my family’s story like this. But when your world is reduced to a tent and survival becomes

Really sobering to grow up and realize you're living in the land of the morons

this is explicitly genocidal

I love writing, I wish it was real

They're calling it the best headline of all-time

Just borrowed grief from the future kon spmeone else's behalf

Movies used to start Steve Carell and be batshit insane both in conception and in execution

God is really testing me tonight

Any tips for making a squirrel understand its own selfishness

I hate having boobs. My back has hurt since I was 10 years old

I need to be mercy killed

I have been hungover for 40 days and 40 nights

you can only imagine how gratifying it is to have truly believed from the very start that sabrina always had this in her and to have stuck around to watch her rise to megastardom happen in real time

essa é pra nós que viramos fãs com o clipe de ewo que passava a cada 10 minutos na disney