*mic drop* #TSTheEndOfAnEra

This our Colts! This is our team!

Huge shoutout to this Carolina Panthers fan dressed as Clark Griswold trapped in the attic in “Christmas Vacation.”

This is my newest favorite genre of tweet

this aged so well

Philip Rivers wasn't able to save this Colts season. That was always unlikely. But watching a football mind so good it almost overcame a 44-year-old body, with Rivers reminding us what love of the game really means, is something special all its own. indystar.com/story/sports/n…

Time zones are so weird. Some people are in 2026, some people are in 2025 and I’m still at the eras tour

No Georgia, Ohio State or Alabama in the National Championship. The world is healing.

I've decided my favorite dynamic of the college football season is that Indiana's quarterback is the most relentlessly positive man alive and Indiana's head coach has never smiled in his life

WARNING: This week’s episode is dangerously funny TOMORROW. SUPER BOWL PREVIEW WITH TWO SPECIAL GUESTS

Travis Kelce apparently broke one of Taylor Swift’s chairs. “Taylor is gonna k me” 😂😂

“I’m hoping to get in a Taylor Swift music video” Taylor: 😲😏

never beating the swiftie allegations

My favorite part about writing is that first spark of an idea. It can happen at any time, for any reason. The idea for the Opalite music video crash landed into my imagination when I was doing promo for The Life of a Showgirl. I was a guest on one of my favorite shows,

Ms. Taylor Swift…you have got to be kidding Elmo.

Winter Olympics is so crazy like everyone is either wearing knives on their feet or throwing themselves down a mountain. and then there’s curling

Olympic skiers are like “I have 2% body fat. I train 23 hours a day. I have had 87 surgeries” and Olympic snowboarders are like “I have smoked this many drugs today” and they hold up their hand which is in a mitten.

Summer Olympics: “wow, look how fast they can run! How high they can jump! How far they can throw!” Winter Olympics: “I think all these people need therapy. That one is throwing himself off a mountain backwards, she’s going down an ice path on a cardboard box. Are they…ok?”

The Winter Olympics are so funny because how do even find out you’re good at launching yourself of a mountain and surviving

Just remember, their entire life is time with us.