#Stablecoins, meet 150M+ checkout counters. Enterprises and #fintechs can now offer Mastercard-branded cards linked to consumers’ stablecoin balances — unlocking new ways to pay and be paid. In partnership with MoonPay 🟣, we’re combining our trusted global #payments network with

Bitcoin is up $100,000 since this interview 😭😭😭

The Eric Trump

A white unmarked van pulled up to my house yesterday and dropped off a mysterious package. (I was out of town) My security team x-rayed it and it had a battery, wires, and cylinder inside. The Bomb Squad was called in to investigate. In the end they discovered it was a gift

ARE YA WINNING SON?

Who did this 😂😂😂

Elon Musk Grok Elon Yagami

JUST IN: BLOOMBERG ANCHORS TALKING ABOUT HOW IT'S GETTING EASIER FOR #BITCOIN HODLERS TO BUY REAL ESTATE WITHOUT SELLING NOT PRICED IN 🚀

This. Is. Literally. Just. The. Start.

I paid $40 for the Grok Waifu

Massive wins for crypto in the House: GENIUS Act passes 307-122. CLARITY Act passes 294-134. 💪🚀🇺🇸

nobody: my uber driver looking at the XRP chart:

Crypto exchanges are silently robbing you!!! I compared Binance, Coinbase, Crypto(.)com, and Kraken - and what we found was both shocking and disappointing 🧵

literally

Starlink now dynamically connects to the satellite with the best connection updating 10 times a second!

“If I put $100 in Bitcoin in 2010 I’d have $2.8B now.” No. If you bought $100 of Bitcoin in 2010 and watched it go to: $1k → $100k → $1.7M and did nothing Then watched $1.7M go to $170k and still did nothing Then watched $170k go to $110M and still did nothing Then

me when my $200 in Crypto become $208 overnight

All you had to do was: nothing. Patience pays.