"something's dead." -every demoman ever

GF cheated, DMs now officially !!OPEN!! --->> Don't @ me

Holy shit it booted on like 20th try, i think i've seen every bios error that exists by now. Stay strong brother

How do you sober up in 15 minutes, asking for friend

Sometimes life feels like an endless loop of work, food, poop and sleep and it comes to the point where you ask yourself if it's even worth it. That being said in 6 hours i'm leaving for a vacation to Azores so suck it depression it's time to party and chill.

There is only one person in the world that can forget about having gauge 12 buckshot in their backpack before going through the airport security. Ladies and gentlemen, meet my sister.

📢 Attention 📢 Teams going insomnia 🎮, need some merch store links 👕 so my apparels get here in time⏳. Pls post them here? ⬇️⬇️⬇️ Thank you 🥰🙌 Se7en Ascent Faint Gaming

Excited to to officially announce that we've partnered with marketplace.tf 🙌 🏔️ Btw, Retweet for a chance to win a $50 Marketplace.TF giftcard. 😁 Winner announced tomorrow at 7 EST.

Life is about trying to find someone that would appriciate you as much as Maros appriciates pizza

Wondering who'll be talking to you during the games at #i65TF2? Well feast your eyes on our casting line up!

Saying goodbye to my PC today that's been with me since 2012. 👋 Getting a 144hz laptop tho... 🤤 might game a bit from time to time still 🤭

Thanks Jordan Gilbert and the gang 👍

Lmfao just opened karambit lore FT anyone wanna buy 4 paypal?

lockdown broke my 2+ year withdrawal... hardcore adysky fans get ready for next season.