Getting rid of the “Red Tape” Never mind that red tape might be all that stands between you and leaky buildings, or some fresh hell you haven’t even considered. Like when something happens and you think, ‘I didn’t even know that could happen’ My #cartoon today #nzpol #redtape

#NewZealandthings: myself and Magnus Merlin von Snuggles got a lift home from our vet the other day with a lovely lady and her cat, Maurice, whom we met in the waiting room (as opposed to me waiting to see if an Uber/taxi would talk me with a cat in a cage. Stay awesome, Kiwis. ❤️

#nzpol "So, how is it in New Zealand?"

He's worried someone else might touch *his* fishie. 🤪🤣❤️ #CatsofTwittter #ragdoll

What are your thoughts on this Stephen King quote?

The stoned-on-painkillers floof who's been hyper, and making sure no on in the house gets any sleep the last two nights. 😂🥰🤪

If it ain't got subtitles, I'm not watching. Can anyone else understand a show better with the subby-ts on? I'm not hearing impaired. It just... helps? Is it another ADHD thing!?!

My Prime Minister Is An Insufferable Cunt Get Me Out Of Here #NZPol

Baslow WI From fb This is the first memorial statue to the late Queen. It was unveiled yesterday at Oakham, Rutland on what would have been her 98th birthday. Image-Mail Online

From what I could see, three are already back under said fridge ... 😼😹 #Ragdolls #CatsOfTwitter Merlin von Snuggles

My happy place; the soundtrack that send me straight to sleep. 🤍😴💤

""Move?" Nah - thanks, though!" #Ragdoll #CatsofTwitter 😹😼🥰

I'm too OCD to ever know the rush of happiness that is doing heroin, but I imagine it feels like this ...

... I don't know the story, yet I agree with them - what sociopathic hellscape is this, SIR??!

Damn, thought only I did this Sian Harries 😅. Had the exact "same" birthday/star-sign as the girl on the counter - which was Taurus. Fitting, as I find anything regarding astrology to be total bullshit. 😒 Additionally, I have a separate email for retail stuff like that - spam.

Elon Musk Cats politely but firmly decline your offer. Now stop being weird and offering your children to people

Actual post coming soon... (this is just a concept of a tweet)