they look like my dog right before he throws up on my bedroom floor

My mom thinks I moved to Denver because weed is legal here. It breaks my heart that she would think I would stoop that low. I moved here because shrooms are legal

Every 3 months or so, Adam learns I have a 3rd cat and his mind is equally blown everytime

my family is sending my 91 year old, legally blind, great uncle to europe alone for a vacation when i dead ass watched this man microwave his birthday cards four months ago

Today marks 6 years of living in AZ, always grateful for this place🌵

So i texted my number neighbor and said “what it do baby!! It’s your number neighbor.” But didn’t get a reply. Then i got this voicemail😂😂

All it took was Illenium being announced for y’all to go back to Deca AZ 😅

SLANDER - LOVE IS GONE LIVE @ THE ALCHEMY TOUR

It just took me 15 minutes to drive a mile. I despise Tempe traffic

Porn bots on Instagram ask me how I’m doing more than anyone else

My job being closed indefinitely because of the Coronavirus is not the move

Y’all. I cannot 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Looters, not protesters, all teens and young adults, breaking into businesses and stealing from Scottsdale fashion Square. Shattered glass, stolen clothes cover the ground. Live at 11 PM ⁦KTAR News 92.3⁩

I swear the 101 is closed every other day

when you’re the single friend