is it just me or is every guy who ghosted me now married to a woman who looks like me?

Just got so sad thinking about hunting 😢

My problem with Marvel is all the wigs.

Sucks that when I imagine being stranded on an island or surviving the apocalypse my first thought is the headache I’ll have from coffee withdrawal

Luke learning to trust the force is hot

Like if you don’t listen to podcasts

Was excited about life “returning to normal” and then remembered jean shopping

Is that a vaccine bandaid on your arm or are you just naturally hot?

Dating as an adult is just dating the version of your high school crush but from someone else’s high school

Couldn’t remember what I wanted to look up and then oh yeah: what is cottagecore

haha I didn’t do this

Ciao bella

Let’s all say a quick good night to all the influencers starting their nighttime skincare routines! Night night! (5:08pm)

I wish it was ok to hold stranger’s babies like it’s ok to pet dogs

I miss

I… also made Friends merch

Great. They made a movie about Jennifer Lawrence falling at the Oscars

Someone passing by on a Revel scooter just called me a bitch

Me listening to Voyage and writing Mamma Mia! 3