It's really last call for merch because we're swapping items out next week. If you ever wanted shirts, mugs, etc. with our faces on it...you should place that order soon! 👀👀👀

That little patriot that says “Hi Baby” and frozen bananas are like the two things holding me together in this heatwave.

(Mis)guided museum & studio tour with me 11am Sunday #postpunk #industrialmusic eventbrite.com/e/museum-misgu…

Tomorrow is a pretty big day for me. After a lot of back and forth, working around some crazy challenges I will be attending a pivotal conference for my industry. Excited, a little nervous, and ready to get it.

Say what you will about microplastics but Gen X and Millennials are out here looking 20 years younger than their actual age 🥲

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For 15 years I avoided watching Avatar because it didn’t look like the kind of movie I’d enjoy. After 15 years of “but you gotta watch it” I finally watched it last year. Holy shit I hated that movie so much. Always trust your gut, kids.

Oh this? It’s just my emotional support napkin wadded up into my fist because someone set my nervous system on fire while I was eating a few hours ago and now if I let go of it the time space continuum will never recover.

😭😭😭😭

Currently on my plate: Monster Girls, managing an amazing actress, helping to start a haunted house attraction, and finishing my bachelor’s degree 🩷

I’m getting my client covered in HUSTLER. What is your manager doing for you?

So much content in the #museum Patreon patreon.com/checkout/Museu…

Maybe we’re all just Labubus dangling off God’s Birkin dupe.

My opinions were featured in HUSTLER Magazine!!! How cool is that?!!

Back from this incredible screening of the original Toxic Avenger! I got to intro the film and show a little breakout segment of MONSTER GIRLS💚

🩷HUSTLER BABE🩷

I was once in an undefined relationship with a woman who spray painted “Happy Valentine’s Day” on the outside of her former high school for me in the middle of the night. Sometimes I miss that level of unhinged of love.

Last call 🤡💜