You mean a Librarian?

a lady just asked me "have you been in a line for a long time for this vaccine" and I replied "time is relative......". And it just hit me minutes later how weird that response was. She probably thinks I'm a fucking time traveler.

"I thought I told you that we won't stop." Sean Combs

😭🤣😂Yooooooooo! Youre TRIPPIN if you dont tip toe up them stairs and let Landlord Luigi upgrade ya life with Sicilian sauces. 🍝🍴

Happy Nia Long appreciation day😭🤣😂

Ya'll mom's got my timeline smelling like a combination of too much perfume and elite seasonings on passed down recipes. I know ONE of these Queens makes a banana pudding you can substitute for the 2nd covid dose. Come thruuuuu

Sadly mosy geniuses aren't recognized until well after their time.

61!!!!😱🥶🥶🥶 you taught your Siberia Husky to tweet?! That's crazy!

I just looked into the corner of my room and yelled...."THE HYPOTENUSE!" out loud. All that fucking math was for this purpose.

Where is he? Is he the bowl? The salt shaker? Amazing!!

🤣😭😭🤣🤣 the body leaves the earth but the evidence of existence remains.

Brrrruuuh. I just confirmed this on me microwave...and I'm looking out the window wondering if I really KNOW anything....Anything at all.

I'm not yet 60 seconds into this Jermanius Cole album and he already put an M on somebody head...and boldly proclaimed "you Luigi brother now". Excuse me sir....

21 really painted a vivid picture of life in them UK flats bruv.

L😂😭L

I haven't tweeted in a calendar year and I saw one of my last tweets was this....and I am now certain that Twitter was a MUCH better place in my absence. Imma head back out until 2025. Ya'll take care out there.🤦🏾‍♂️

Bruuuuh they got Maya Angelo in the same aisle as the secret swastika sauce?!? I probably should be furious but man I stop letting stupidity make me mad years ago. That's wiilld😂

This came on my timeline...and I howled laughing immediately because this world is so predictably boring that I knew the thinkpieces and rage were alive in them comments w/o looking 😂🤣. Imagine being a grownup mad at who anyone else is dating...let alone a child. Relaaaax lol.

Some people wake up and choose to add a side of extra suffering to add to suffering that already comes with the #7 big life combo. Let that shit go....urgently. It's ok.

Lmao! you probably can extend that to most men....and 70% of women who have seen one or more pirates of the caribbean movies. Also ,amber heard is wildly unlikeable...and a bad liar..and "Draymond Depp" has the legal equivalent of Curry, KD, and Klay on his team.